God I hate these.
Oh no, look at the yard,
Judy better call the city,
Power pole's sparkling all over the place...
Oh man, the yard's a waste.
The parents are wery iritating.
Ironhide you know we don't
Well I'm just saying we could.
We heard you talking to somebody
Hi, I'm Mikaela.
I'm a friend of Sam's.
Gosh, you're gorgeous.
She can hear you talking mom.
Oh my godness, I'm sorry
Where's my backpack mom?
Your mom's so nice.
I want you to distract my parents
Ronald Wickedy?
The goverment, sector 7.
Never heard of it.
Your son is a grat grandson
It's Witwicky.
May I enter the premesis sir?
Ron there's guys all
What the heck's going on here?
we think it's envolved in a
National security?
My God Ron, they're everywhere.
Look at this!
Get me a sample and some
They gotta get their
Drop the bat ma'am,
You better get those guys out of my garden
Are you experiencing any
What is this?
Is your name Sam?
I need you to come with us...
Sir I am asking politely.
You're not taking my son.
You're gonna try to get ruf with us?
Because there's something
There's something a little fishy
and this whole operation
What operation?
I think, direct contact.
Step forward please.
14 rads...
Bingo!
You hurt my dog
Sam do not say anything!
Not a word until we get a lawyer.
So... LadiesMan217...
That is your eBay username right?
Yeah but it was a tipo,
What do you make of this?
Is that you?
Last night at the station you
Enlighten me.
This is a total misunderstanding
Really?
but it's fine now
Well, not by itself.
Because cars don't do that,
What do you kids know
- Quick hide!
the yard is destroyed.
we've got a blown transformer.
Crashed, gone.
Can I take them out?
harm humans. What is with you?
Sam, we want to know who.
- Thank you.
you had to hear our little family discussion.
- It's in the kitchen.
while I sneak out theese glasses.
- Witwicky, who are you?
- Never will.
of captain Archibald Wickedy, is he not?
over the front yard.
- Your son filed a stolen car report last night
national security matter.
- That's right, national security.
There's guys in suits all arround the house
- Would you stay off the grass?!
isotope readings.
hands off my bush.
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
or I'm gonna beat the crap out of them.
flue like simptoms? - Ne!
- How you doing son!
- Yeah...
- You're way out of line!
Back off.
- Really?
- No but I'm gonna call the cops.
fishy going on arround here.
about you, your son and your little taco bel dog
you've got going on here.
- That is what we are gonna find out.
Tag'em and bag'em!
I'll kick your ass.
then I ran with it.
- Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
told the officer your car "transformed"...
- Here's what I said.
that my car had been stolen.
- From me, from my home
because it's back, it came back.
- Well, no.
because that would be crazy.